saverockandroll:

preparing ur ipod for a long trip like ur storing up food for a long winter

(via a-worldofourown)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via leopardboy)

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic, via ringsaroundroses)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via leopardboy)